Former cryptocurrency posterboy Sam Bankman-Fried (aka SBF) has been arrested in the Bahamas. We don't know what he's been charged with, just that the US District Attorney for the Southern District of New York sent an extradition request to the Bahamian government and they acted on it. More details to come tomorrow. A scoop in the AFR today says that the FTX and Alameda Research crew had a group chat in Signal titled "Wirefraud" (lol). Bloomberg is reporting that FTX's US lawyers reckon "the Bahamas asked him to mint new digital coins worth hundreds of millions of dollars and then transfer those tokens to the control of island officials". Looks like we got ourselves a new Elizabeth Holmes in SBF.
The ATO's 20-year-old internal software tool used to retrieve old tax returns has "stopped working and cannot be fixed" according to iTnews. Anyone wanting a tax return prior to 1997 is now shit out of luck. This is particularly bad because many institutional child sexual abuse survivors claiming compensation via the National Redress Scheme use historical ATO data to verify their income and calculate how much they are owed. A lawyer representing abuse survivors says that "abuse survivors struggle to piece together shattered lives. Sporadic work and insecure living mean survivors rely heavily on the ATO to prove what they’ve earned throughout their life". Now that's no longer available to them, making a difficult process even more difficult.
Towards the end of his San Francisco gig last night, Dave Chappelle invited Elon Musk on stage. The crowd then erupted in boos. Check out the videos, it's incredibly satisfying seeing the world's richest man eat shit in public. I don't know what Elon expected? People cheering and clapping like one of this stage managed Tesla or SpaceX events? Dave Chappelle tried to crack a few jokes to lighten the mood but it didn't work so he insulted the audience instead. The show ended with Elon Musk yelling into a microphone, "I'm rich, bitch". A few hours later Elon tried to defend himself on Twitter, saying "technically, it was 90% cheers & 10% boos", then deleted the tweet and is trying to pretend it never happened.
Dial #HOHOHO (#464646) at a Telstra payphone and until the 24th of December, you'll be connected to Santa's workshop. Kids can chat to talk to Mrs. Claus, an elf, or the big man himself via a series of voice prompts. Gough Lui gave it a shot and mapped out all the options available and recorded a bunch of audio from the service. Impressive that Telstra set this up for all their payphones. I think the point of it is to get kids familiar with what a telephone is, as bizarre as that sounds. Also thank you Gough for documenting all this. One day there will be people looking back on this in utter fascination.
Color pictorial map by Kirby Scudder, shows Silicon Valley occupying practically all the real estate from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean. The expanse from the west to the east coast of the US is depicted in bands with the Pacific Ocean in the foreground, then I-280 then US 101, then the San Francisco Bay and in the far distance the Atlantic Ocean. In the foreground bands there are depicted many high tech companies, advertising and communication companies, business and distributors of digital contents, along with Stanford, the San Francisco Bay, Cal Berkeley, then at left is Lake Tahoe and the Rockies, and at right Los Angeles. (jakej / Internet Archive)
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