Issue 1981 - Friday 24th November, 2023

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In Today's Issue

The News

Binance & CEO CZ plead guilty to rampant money laundering

Changpeng Zhao (aka CZ), the CEO of Binance, the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange, plead guilty to criminal charges of failing to adhere with "basic anti-money laundering steps". That failure allowed terrorist groups like al-Qassam, al-Qaeda, ISIS and Hamas to fundraise via Bitcoin. It allowed almost US$899m to be traded by people in Iran, as well as Cuba, Syria and Russian occupied areas of Ukraine - all against US sanctions. Binance also enabled "tens of millions" in ransomware transactions and US$106m in darknet marketplace transactions. Probably the worst of all would be more than "1,000 transactions took place involving three marketplaces that dealt in child pornography and related material". Binance and CZ really did not give a shit, did they? Binance will pay a US$4.3b fine, while CZ has quit as CEO and was fined US$50m, I don't know if he will face much jail time - this WSJ article claims "a maximum prison sentence of 18 months under federal sentencing guidelines", which seems low to me?

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Uruguay changes law to give artists more money, Spotify quits Uruguay market

Uruguay amended their copyright law to add a requirement for artists to get "fair and equitable remuneration" for their recorded material and that "social networks and the internet" are treated as "formats for which, if a song is reproduced, the performer is entitled to financial remuneration". As soon as that amendment was passed, Spotify announced it'll stop operating in Uruguay by February 2024 as "any additional payments would make our business untenable". Spotify's is concerned if the additional costs are the responsibility of rights holders or if it's the streaming platform, as Spotify might be required "to pay twice for the same music". I assume this means they pay for it when they license it from a label and then again when they pay the artist themselves rather than the label distributing the funds from the money they got from Spotify.

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Government to re-think how much data they force companies to store

You know how when Optus and Medicare got popped and we were all like, "why the fuck do these companies hang on to all this data???". Well as part of the 2023-30 Cyber Security Strategy released this week, the government realised that it's one of the reasons businesses hold on to so much data for so long, with various laws requiring it, particularly the mandatory data retention legislation. As a result, the government will review "federal legislative data-retention requirements to determine whether existing provisions are appropriately balanced, with a view to minimising or simplifying retention requirements". It's too early to pre-empt any major changes, but at least they've realised the problem - unnecessary data hoarding. You can't leak what you don't have!

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Something I Saw On The Internet

Brollie is my favourite online streaming service now

Umbrella Entertainment's Brollie streaming service is ready to watch! It makes Umbrella's amazing back catalog of Australian and cult/indie films, docos & TV shows easy to view, as heaps of this content just isn't available anywhere else. It'll be great to re-watch see some of my favourite movies that I've managed to see at film festivals, on SBS as a kid or on long lost DVDs and discover new titles I may have heard about but struggled to find, even on the big internet piracy machine. I had a quick peek Brollie's movie list last night and there's some bangers worth a watch if you've never seen them. I can recommend these: The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith, Police Story, Road Games, The Man From Hong Kong & Pusher. I can't wait to see what else Umbrella dig up as they grow the service.

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Friday Forum Update

Here's five interesting discussions over on The Sizzle's paid subscriber forum for you to enjoy over the weekend. If you are not a paid subscriber but want to get involved, visit https://thesizzle.com.au/payme to get onboard.

Bargains

Image Of The Day

On 1 September 2022, the Royal Australian Mint released a limited edition fifty cent commemorative coin to celebrate the Australian Signals Directorate's (ASD) 75th anniversary. Fifty thousand coins were produced for purchase by coin collectors and the Australian public, but have since sold out. (Australian Signals Directorate / me, this is my coin!)

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